Today, I was out last minute Christmas shopping with my dad. We came out of the store that we were shopping in to find an elderly lady having her purse stolen by a man. My dad started running towards them, but the lady had it under control. Before the man could start running, she said very calmly, “Swiper, no swiping!” three times. The man exclaimed “Aw man!” and dropped the purse into her palm. I’m amused. H(her)LIA