Today at my school the was a big crowd in the quad, basically the center of the school. Everyone at first thought it was a fight, when I got closer I found two guys sitting on the ground playing Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots with the whole crowd cheering them on. MLIA
today i did the Yahoo! vs Google war. i typed in “Timmy is…” Yahoo gave me “cool” and google gave me “a purple unicorn dressed as a young boy. well done, google, you are now my homepage. MLIA
Today, I read a post that said “Yesterday I read a MLIA about two girls putting spoons under their pillows and not having school the next day….so I tried it that night. Guess what I didn’t have today? MLIA.” I then decided to do that tonight. Then I realized, I graduated today, so I wouldn’t have school tomorrow anyway. Guess it worked! MLIA
Today, I asked my Ipod what song would be played at my funeral. It gave me “Gone So Young.” Thinking this was extremely stupid, I clicked the next song on shuffle and it gave me “Dead and Gone.” then “If I Die Young” Great… Thanks a lot Ipod. MLIA
Today, I decided to join in the Google vs. Yahoo war. I typed in “What would happen if i”. Yahoo said “What would happen if I took viagra”. Google said “what would happen if i poured self-raising flour on an orphan”. I think we all know who won. MLIA
Today, I was out last minute Christmas shopping with my dad. We came out of the store that we were shopping in to find an elderly lady having her purse stolen by a man. My dad started running towards them, but the lady had it under control. Before the man could start running, she said very calmly, “Swiper, no swiping!” three times. The man exclaimed “Aw man!” and dropped the purse into her palm. I’m amused. H(her)LIA
Today, my friend told me he was horrible at spelling. So of course I commenced to give him a spelling test. He was spelling everything correctly when I made a great realization…I had been texting him the entire time and he had the answers from my text…epic…fail…MLIA
Today at my brother’s basketball game he got to shoot some free throws. Everyone gets quiet when our team takes shots so right after he threw the ball someone yelled “For Narnia!” Then on his second shot they yelled “For Aslan!” Made. My. Day. MLIA
Today, my teacher’s phone went off in class. Her ringtone was the Super Mario Brothers theme. MLIA
